Toilet talk

My toilets are doing my head in,having three and one one that doesnt leak and smell like a tramp,is quite disconcerting.....too many 'ands' in that sentance,bad English Zoe,I do apologise,you see what toilets can do to you,they can make you illiterate.And forget question marks...hang on...you see what toilets can do to you? There thats better,I even remembered the capital letter at the beginning of that sentance.
So anyway,toilets can also make you angry,I often suffer from toilet rage,many have said,that a 'Zoe' is a small creature often found extrapulating within a toilet enviroment,however I tend to disagree,Id rather favour the option of shouting obscene swear words whilst sat on the afore-mentioned wobbly fixture.Well its hardly a fixture,or a fitting,being not fixed down nor fitted properly,more that it is a non-fixture/fitting.Blah.
Im unravelling very early on here.
Not that it is that early,more heading toward afternoonshire,oooh dont forget clocks go....is it forward? Anyway thats today.
Okies Im off to get ready to go out in the rain...byeeeee xxxxxxxxxxxxx