Wednesday, 31 March 2010

My windows live...

Hi all,I hope youre well.Todays subject might just hit a note with you.As I use my msn messenger or whatever,for my email,(its easier if youre like me and change isp alot),you may be part of the wonderful world called...Windows live.Its a feast of useless info about people,some you may know,ok then the info is worth knowing,but not for me folks...oh no,all I seem to get are messages,and not the ordinary sort.Now normally if someone asks to view my details I say yes,Im generous like that,Oh yes I am.And then they invite me to their network,again no problemmo.But then they send me a message,now the title of the message can be misleading,sometimes its..'Hi sexy',thats going to get me to read it,as Im raring to get on my high horse,seeing as my info says Im attatched.(Not in the literal sense I hasten to add).Sometimes the title says...'help me Zoe',so of course being the lovely person I am I open the message.Sometimes the title is a little more obscure,but hey Im game.....
However,so far all I ever seem to get is begging letters.Begging letters I hear you say...Yep! Take a look at this one I have copied it for you...

Subject: Pls reply
Sent: 31 March 20:22
Dear lovely one

how are you today? God directed me to send to you
It is my pleasure to write you after much consideration,my name is Mathew Ogah the only son of late Daniel Ogah from sierra-leone,I am 23 years old Boy, I was born in SIERRA-LEONE and I school in Liberia but I couldn't  finish my education because of the things of the world, I have no brother nor sister.
  My father was former Director of finance Sierra-Leone diamond,Gold and mining corporation, in Free Town,the economic capital of Sierra Leone before his untimely death.After his business trip.
My father got an accident with my mother of which my mother died instantly but my father died five days after in a private hospital in our country. On that faithful afternoon, I didnt know that my father was going to leave me after I had earlier lost my mother, but before he gave up the ghost, it was as if he knew he was going to die.
     My father, oh my GOD (may his soul rest in perfect peace) before he died he called me and told me that he deposited the sum of Six Million,United State Dollars. USD ($6,000.000.00) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank in Accra economic capital of Ghana.
That the money was meant for his diamond and Gold company he wanted to establish in Tunisia, according to my father he deposited the money in suspence account using my name as the next of kin.
He instructed me to seek for a reliable and trust worthy business partner for my life time investment abroad.Now I have succeeded in locating the deposit documents and the bank where this money was deposited in Accra-Ghana.
     My uncle has seized all my late father's properties of which he want me to provide every other documents related to my late father's bank deposit I refused.  Now my life is in a very big danger, For this reason I have to look for my safety and security  pending my coming over to meet you immediately after the transfer to your account.I am now in Accra where the money was deposited.
Now my uncle is going around Accra-Ghana looking for me to collect  all the documents that covers this money , note that my father told me that I should not give it to any body or show it to any body but it should be the someone that  I trust who will help me to retrieve the money. Due to political problem in my country, and now since am the only person left in my family,  I seek your assistance in the following ways

(1.) To provide a bank where this money can be transferred into.                                     
(2.) To make arrangements for me to come over to your country after the successful tranferring of this money into your  account, to come and futher my education.      
(3.) To help me invest this money in a profitable business since i am only 23yrs of age and do not know about business.
(4.) To sponsor transfer this money into your account.
(5.) I want you to promise me that you are not going to betray me after the money gets into your account. 

We must do these with trust,  I am willing to offer you 30% of the total fund if only you can help me out of my present predicament.
To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country,I await your immediate response to know what to do next please help me. Please contact me with my private email address at..(

Thanks & God Bless You,
Yours Mathew Ogah
Tel:+233 243471860

Now the subject or title was...'pls reply' you think I should? Really? Hmmm,what should I say I wonder....if anything pees me off its getting these effing spam letters,in my email,then I set my spam filter to high,so they change tactics and contact my windows live,so I send a snotty reply,so then its..message her on facebook.I am going to post what I said in the afore-mentioned reply at the end here,and I wondered if youd be so kind as to offer your opinion as to whether you think itll do the trick,ok,so here goes peeps....

Dear Mathew Ogah,thank you for your message.I must admit I was curious as to why you have no picture of yourself on your windows live messenger.But then I suppose it is not adviseable really if you are young.
I would love to help you but unfortunately I am in-disposed,due mainly to the nature of my business,I am very busy this time of year and to be frank,in the current economic climate,I cannot really afford to take time off.
Between you and me,working for her majestys government,everyone is suspicious if you dissappear to conduct other business.
However I have given your proposition alot of consideration and I have shown your message to many of my collegues within my department,many of whom are definately interested in the money to be made with this transaction.Certainly the oppotunity to be able to exact such a smooth money transfer is very rare.So I have a proposition for you,if you would indulge me for a moment of your very precious time.
My manager,the right honorable John Davis,MP,MBA,BAA,MPBA,would like to contact you on the number you gave to obtain the details of the bank etc involved,after the MP expenditure scandals here,he would like some advice on how to obtain these monies should he help to invest in your suggestion.Certainly to help efficiate your entry legally into Britain also.As I am working in the customs and excise overseas fraud and legal department,I can take time to double check your transaction to ensure fairness for all,with the upmost discretion of course.
It would be advantageous for us to investigate the series of events you have described and so I would like to allow the Attache to the charge d'affairs in seirra leone to visit you to finalise things and to offer any protection if so needed.
Please forward a copy of your contact address to the following and I can arrange this for you.Thank you for your time.

Miss Mary Likes
The cockwell inn

1 comment:

mortonlake said...

i just write,eff off scammer and block em zoe.saves typing lmao xxx